| Speeches (Lines) for Dromio of Syracuse | ||
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| 1 | Many a man would take you at your word,
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| 2 | What answer, sir? when spake I such a word? | |
| 3 | I did not see you since you sent me hence,
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| 4 | I am glad to see you in this merry vein:
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| 5 | Hold, sir, for God's sake! now your jest is earnest:
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| 6 | Sconce call you it? so you would leave battering, I
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| 7 | Nothing, sir, but that I am beaten. | |
| 8 | Ay, sir, and wherefore; for they say every why hath
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| 9 | Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season,
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| 10 | Marry, sir, for this something that you gave me for nothing. | |
| 11 | No, sir; I think the meat wants that I have. | |
| 12 | Basting. | |
| 13 | If it be, sir, I pray you, eat none of it. | |
| 14 | Lest it make you choleric and purchase me another
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| 15 | I durst have denied that, before you were so choleric. | |
| 16 | Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald
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| 17 | There's no time for a man to recover his hair that
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| 18 | Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig and recover the
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| 19 | Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts;
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| 20 | Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair. | |
| 21 | The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth
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| 22 | For two; and sound ones too. | |
| 23 | Sure ones, then. | |
| 24 | Certain ones then. | |
| 25 | The one, to save the money that he spends in
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| 26 | Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover hair
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| 27 | Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald and therefore
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| 28 | By me? | |
| 29 | I, sir? I never saw her till this time. | |
| 30 | I never spake with her in all my life. | |
| 31 | O, for my beads! I cross me for a sinner.
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| 32 | I am transformed, master, am I not? | |
| 33 | Nay, master, both in mind and in my shape. | |
| 34 | No, I am an ape. | |
| 35 | 'Tis true; she rides me and I long for grass.
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| 36 | Master, shall I be porter at the gate? | |
| 37 | [Within] Mome, malt-horse, capon, coxcomb,
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| 38 | [Within] Let him walk from whence he came, lest he
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| 39 | [Within] Right, sir; I'll tell you when, an you tell
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| 40 | [Within] Nor to-day here you must not; come again
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| 41 | [Within] The porter for this time, sir, and my name
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| 42 | [Within] If thy name be call'd Luce—Luce, thou hast
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| 43 | [Within] And you said no. | |
| 44 | [Within] By my troth, your town is troubled with
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| 45 | [Within] Break any breaking here, and I'll break your
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| 46 | [Within] It seems thou want'st breaking: out upon
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| 47 | [Within] Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin. | |
| 48 | Do you know me, sir? am I Dromio? am I your man?
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| 49 | I am an ass, I am a woman's man and besides myself. | |
| 50 | Marry, sir, besides myself, I am due to a woman; one
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| 51 | Marry sir, such claim as you would lay to your
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| 52 | A very reverent body; ay, such a one as a man may
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| 53 | Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease;
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| 54 | Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing half so
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| 55 | No, sir, 'tis in grain; Noah's flood could not do it. | |
| 56 | Nell, sir; but her name and three quarters, that's
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| 57 | No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
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| 58 | Marry, in her buttocks: I found it out by the bogs. | |
| 59 | I found it by the barrenness; hard in the palm of the hand. | |
| 60 | In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war
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| 61 | I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no
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| 62 | Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it hot in her breath. | |
| 63 | Oh, sir, upon her nose all o'er embellished with
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| 64 | Oh, sir, I did not look so low. To conclude, this
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| 65 | As from a bear a man would run for life,
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| 66 | Master, there is a bark of Epidamnum
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| 67 | A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage. | |
| 68 | You sent me for a rope's end as soon:
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| 69 | To Adriana! that is where we dined,
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| 70 | Here! go; the desk, the purse! sweet, now, make haste. | |
| 71 | By running fast. | |
| 72 | No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell.
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| 73 | I do not know the matter: he is 'rested on the case. | |
| 74 | I know not at whose suit he is arrested well;
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| 75 | Not on a band, but on a stronger thing;
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| 76 | No, no, the bell: 'tis time that I were gone:
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| 77 | O, yes; if any hour meet a sergeant, a' turns back for
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| 78 | Time is a very bankrupt, and owes more than he's
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| 79 | Master, here's the gold you sent me for. What, have
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| 80 | Not that Adam that kept the Paradise but that Adam
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| 81 | No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went, like a
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| 82 | Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band, he that brings
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| 83 | Why, sir, I brought you word an hour since that the
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| 84 | Master, is this Mistress Satan? | |
| 85 | Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here
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| 86 | Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat; or bespeak a
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| 87 | Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with
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| 88 | Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail,
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| 89 | 'Fly pride,' says the peacock: mistress, that you know. | |
| 90 | She that would be your wife now ran from you. | |
| 91 | Faith, stay here this night; they will surely do us
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| 92 | Run, master, run; for God's sake, take a house!
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| 93 | I, sir, am Dromio; command him away. | |
| 94 | O, my old master! who hath bound him here? | |
| 95 | Master, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard? | |
| 96 | Your goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur. | |
| 97 | There is a fat friend at your master's house,
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| 98 | Not I, sir; you are my elder. | |
| 99 | We'll draw cuts for the senior: till then lead thou first. | |
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