Speeches (Lines) for Dromio of Syracuse
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Many a man would take you at your word,
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What answer, sir? when spake I such a word? |
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I did not see you since you sent me hence,
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I am glad to see you in this merry vein:
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Hold, sir, for God's sake! now your jest is earnest:
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Sconce call you it? so you would leave battering, I
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Nothing, sir, but that I am beaten. |
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Ay, sir, and wherefore; for they say every why hath
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Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season,
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Marry, sir, for this something that you gave me for nothing. |
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No, sir; I think the meat wants that I have. |
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Basting. |
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If it be, sir, I pray you, eat none of it. |
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Lest it make you choleric and purchase me another
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I durst have denied that, before you were so choleric. |
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Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald
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There's no time for a man to recover his hair that
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Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig and recover the
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Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts;
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Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair. |
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The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth
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For two; and sound ones too. |
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Sure ones, then. |
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Certain ones then. |
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The one, to save the money that he spends in
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Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover hair
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Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald and therefore
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By me? |
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I, sir? I never saw her till this time. |
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I never spake with her in all my life. |
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O, for my beads! I cross me for a sinner.
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I am transformed, master, am I not? |
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Nay, master, both in mind and in my shape. |
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No, I am an ape. |
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'Tis true; she rides me and I long for grass.
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Master, shall I be porter at the gate? |
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[Within] Mome, malt-horse, capon, coxcomb,
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[Within] Let him walk from whence he came, lest he
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[Within] Right, sir; I'll tell you when, an you tell
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[Within] Nor to-day here you must not; come again
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[Within] The porter for this time, sir, and my name
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[Within] If thy name be call'd Luce—Luce, thou hast
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[Within] And you said no. |
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[Within] By my troth, your town is troubled with
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[Within] Break any breaking here, and I'll break your
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[Within] It seems thou want'st breaking: out upon
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[Within] Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin. |
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Do you know me, sir? am I Dromio? am I your man?
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I am an ass, I am a woman's man and besides myself. |
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Marry, sir, besides myself, I am due to a woman; one
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Marry sir, such claim as you would lay to your
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A very reverent body; ay, such a one as a man may
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Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease;
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Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing half so
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No, sir, 'tis in grain; Noah's flood could not do it. |
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Nell, sir; but her name and three quarters, that's
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No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
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Marry, in her buttocks: I found it out by the bogs. |
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I found it by the barrenness; hard in the palm of the hand. |
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In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war
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I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no
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Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it hot in her breath. |
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Oh, sir, upon her nose all o'er embellished with
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Oh, sir, I did not look so low. To conclude, this
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As from a bear a man would run for life,
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Master, there is a bark of Epidamnum
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A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage. |
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You sent me for a rope's end as soon:
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To Adriana! that is where we dined,
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Here! go; the desk, the purse! sweet, now, make haste. |
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By running fast. |
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No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell.
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I do not know the matter: he is 'rested on the case. |
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I know not at whose suit he is arrested well;
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Not on a band, but on a stronger thing;
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No, no, the bell: 'tis time that I were gone:
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O, yes; if any hour meet a sergeant, a' turns back for
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Time is a very bankrupt, and owes more than he's
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Master, here's the gold you sent me for. What, have
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Not that Adam that kept the Paradise but that Adam
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No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went, like a
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Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band, he that brings
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Why, sir, I brought you word an hour since that the
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Master, is this Mistress Satan? |
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Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here
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Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat; or bespeak a
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Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with
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Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail,
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'Fly pride,' says the peacock: mistress, that you know. |
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She that would be your wife now ran from you. |
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Faith, stay here this night; they will surely do us
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Run, master, run; for God's sake, take a house!
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I, sir, am Dromio; command him away. |
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O, my old master! who hath bound him here? |
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Master, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard? |
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Your goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur. |
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There is a fat friend at your master's house,
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Not I, sir; you are my elder. |
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We'll draw cuts for the senior: till then lead thou first. |
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